Demi Moore spammed the Internet with a Huge Stone Penis to protest against the Super Duper Stagflation Uncle Sam wants you to believe is nothing but a “transitory” phenomenon π Scoop
Amanda Cerny’s BFF sues sperm bank after paying $75,000 for βDonald Trumpβs semenβ and giving birth to a Black Baby π Offbeat
Anne Hathaway’s toyboy with World’s Largest Penis refuses surgery as he would rather have a big penis than live a normal life… π Offbeat
Rowan Blanchard’s Indian fanboy gets double life sentence for Killing Wife using King Cobra in order to extort more Dowry payment π Scandal
Seolhyun’s sugar daddy Kim Jung-un: Squid Game exposes the reality of South Korean capitalist culture where “corruption and immoral scoundrels are commonplace” π Sociopolitics
Veronica Ricci: 1500-year old magical grimoire stolen from Italian museum by βinvisibleβ thieves π Offbeat