The man with the biggest penis in the world has one unbelievable problem with it
Boy, can we relate to this story.
Shut up. Stop laughing, we can.
Meet Roberto Esquivel Cabrera. He’s supposedly the man with the world’s largest penis, the owner of a whopping 18.9 inch trouser snake.
Ride.
Unfortunately for Roberto, however, he has one unbelievable problem when it comes to his monstrous Mexican manhood; women are too afraid to have sex with him due to its gargantuan size.
As a result, Cabrera is actually quite lonely and, in addition to his womanly woes, he also wants his penis to officially be classified as a disability, especially as his genitalia gets in his way a lot and he’s unable to hold down a job.
His penis, you see, hangs down well below his knees.
That’s right, well below his knees. Not around his knees or just above his knees. Well below his knees.
A doctor who examined Cabrera’s appendage, explained that the main part of the penis is just over 6 inches long and the rest is extra skin.
Here’s an X-ray they took of The Beast, just in case anyone was in any doubt.
Jesu Christe, that thing looks just like Norway.
Prior to Roberto coming forward to call himself the ‘Man With World’s Longest Penis’, it was believed that an American man, Johan Falcon, was the proud owner of the title, with a penis measuring a paltry 13.38 inches.
Here Johan, maybe this will do as a consolation prize now that Roberto’s kicked your ass…
Born November 12, 1982 in Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA
Birth Name Anne Jacqueline Hathaway
Nickname Annie
Height 5′ 8″ (1.73 m)
Anne Jacqueline Hathaway was born in Brooklyn, New York, to Kate McCauley Hathaway, an actress, and Gerald T. Hathaway, a lawyer, both originally from Philadelphia. She is of mostly Irish descent, along with English, German, and French. Her first major role came in the short-lived television series Get Real (1999). She gained widespread recognition for her roles in The Princess Diaries (2001) and its 2004 sequel as a young girl who discovers she is a member of royalty, opposite Julie Andrews and Heather Matarazzo.
She also had a notable role in Nicholas Nickleby (2002) opposite Charlie Hunnam and Jamie Bell, and a starring role in Ella Enchanted (2004). A former top-ranking soprano in New York, Hathaway was reportedly a front-runner for the role of “Christine” in the 2004 The Phantom of the Opera (2004). However, due to scheduling conflicts with The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004), she couldn’t take the role, which was later given to newcomer Emmy Rossum.
Hathaway soon started to move away from family-friendly films. Following The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004), she appeared topless in the films Havoc (2005) opposite Josh Peck and Brokeback Mountain (2005) opposite Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal. Her desire to break out of her “Princess Diaries” image parallels that of her one-time co-star, Julie Andrews, who went topless in the film S.O.B. (1981) in order to break away from the image she created from her 1960s musicals. In interviews, Hathaway said that doing family-friendly films didn’t mean she was similar to their characters or mean she objected to appearing nude in other films.