Sophie Guillemin: Newly discovered species of cockroach named after Donald Trump by Mexican biologist π Offbeat
Kitana Baker’s Detroit fanboy wakes up from 12-year-long coma after prostitute gave him blow job and hit of crack cocaine π Scandal
Bella Poarch’s Muslim fanboy βpunished by Godβ after contracting COVID-19 from used inflatable goat sex doll he bought on eBay π Offbeat
Elizabeth Reaser’s call girl BFF forced to move out of her subsidized housing after neighbors complained about her ‘Working From Home’ during lockdown and turning her residence into a ‘House of Sin’ π Scandal
Olivia Wilde’s prophetic buddy — Wizard of New Zealand has just been fired by City of Christchurch after two decades of glorious Voodoo service π Offbeat
TikToker fan of Blanca SuΓ‘rez makes a meal out of her husband’s $300,000 lucky Asian Arowana pet fish to teach him a lesson π Offbeat
Sophie Mudd’s BFF charged with pretending to be doctor, issuing hundreds of fake vaccine exemptions ‘doesn’t believe she’s done anything wrong’ π Offbeat
Greta Thunberg: Former Joe Biden staffer says ex-boss fondled cat inappropriately in sexually explicit manner π Scandal