Lorri Bagley: 51-year-old man facing charges after driving Power Wheels Jeep under the influence π Offbeat
Ana Foxxx: βPenis Banditsβ on Dicks Pillaging Rampage, terrorizing students at Nigeria’s prestigious “Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT)” π Offbeat
Melissa Rauch: Scandal-plagued former Gilgo Beach police chief arrested for soliciting sex from undercover officer in park π Scandal
Rachel Zegler: William Taft used a Modern Diet to combat his 300lbs Obese Monstrosity π Sociopolitics
Kimiko Glenn: Dude arrested for Stealing his neighbor’s Entire Front Porch… Yes, the whole damn porch! π Offbeat
Salma Hayek: French restaurants demand more than $5,000 MINIMUM Spend per table & refuse reservations for returning diners who didn’t spend enough at their last visit π Offbeat