Kimiko Glenn: Dude arrested for Stealing his neighbor’s Entire Front Porch… Yes, the whole damn porch!

A Georgia man was charged with one count of felony theft after he allegedly walked past several “no trespassing” signs and stole a neighbor’s wooden porch.

Georgia Man Arrested for Stealing His Neighbors’ Entire Front Porch

The porch was valued at about $3,000

Georgia man is facing a felony charge after he was accused of stealing a full wooden porch from his neighbor.

The porch owner told investigators that while his property may have an abandoned look, the porch and other items on the land were not up for grabs.

“It’s a full 8′ by 10′ porch. It would be what goes onto an hour for entry and exit,” Investigator Chris Stapler with the Coweta County Sheriff’s Office told FOX 5 Atlanta. “Vey well constructed.”

Robin Swanger allegedly walked past several “no trespassing” signs and took the porch, which was not attached to a home at the time of the alleged theft.

“Some people may shrug their shoulders and say it’s not a big deal, but when you take someone’s property without their consent, and the value of this porch is $3,000, you can’t just go and take stuff off someone’s property,” Stapler told FOX 5.

Deputies had identified Swanger as a suspect and had been on the lookout for him for several days when they were called to his home for a domestic disturbance. They said that Swanger had gotten into a fight with his wife and had been throwing rocks at their house.

Swanger was charged with two counts of domestic violence including battery for the incident, in addition to one count of felony theft for stealing the porch.

Wow… The Porch Thief Dude for President!

Kimiko Glenn Nude Selfies And Ass Flaunting

Actress Kimiko Glenn appears to show off her nude titties in the recently released selfie photos below.

Of course Kimiko Glenn is best known for playing a delinquent degenerate lesbodyke on the HBO series “Orange is the New Black”, as we can see in the sex scene video below.

However since that time Kimiko has found it hard to find work, and she has dropped a bunch of weight as her supply of ramen noodles has begun to dwindle.

So it certainly comes as no surprise to see Kimiko stepping up her social media sluttery in the hopes that she can gain some of the spotlight and jumpstart her failed career in heathen Hollywood.