Zoe Kravitz: Kenyan Women rejoice as Polygamy Legalized to allow a man to marry as many women as he wants
Ariana Grande: “Let’s Go Brandon” wearing a Sonic the Hedgehog mask attempted to rob a bank with a Hammer
Willa Fitzgeral: Anna Leporskaya’s ‘Three Figures’ Painting insured for $850,000 is Ruined after Bored Security Guard Draws Eyes on faceless figures on his first day in the job
Ana de Armas: Collectible $10k Robot Penis by Mr. Sexy Robot is better than any NFT… Well, it’s real hard cold Dick, not digital avatars
Charli XCX: NYC Mayor Eric Adams says it’s hard to tell the difference between a person ‘hooked on Cheese’ and someone ‘hooked on Heroin’
Katrina Bowden: Ye Olde Fighting Cocks — possibly the Oldest Pub in the world is set to Close after 1,229 years of service
Nadine Velazquez’s Toyboy lying in critical condition after inserting his genitals inside of a blowfish
Stana Katic: Shaquille O’Neal is confirmed an APE as Gorillas freak out when he comes near, and Zoo Miami executive confirms
MILF Thot Tracy Kiss gets Ruler Tattoo on arm so she could accurately measure the length of her prospective partners’ penises
