Hedgehog Day Afternoon: Florida Man in ‘Sonic’ Mask Tries to Hold Up Bank
While Punxsutawney Phil was making his Groundhog Day weather prediction, authorities in Florida had their own creature problems after a man wearing a Sonic the Hedgehog mask attempted to rob a bank.
The robbery took place Wednesday afternoon at Florida Credit Union in DeLand, a city north of Orlando, police said in a Facebook post. Officers were dispatched to the credit union and spoke to witnesses who said the suspect was wearing a mask in the likeness of the blue anthropomorphic hedgehog who is at the center of the Sega video game franchise.
Police say the suspect entered the credit union displaying a hammer and demanding cash from the teller.
“While demanding cash from the teller, the suspect then struck the teller’s window with the hammer as he continued with his demands,” the police said in the statement.
Police responded to the robbery, but the suspect, clad in the mask of the supersonic hedgehog, was too fast.
After being confronted by a credit union employee, the suspect fled the location on foot. The DeLand Police Department, Volusia Sheriff’s Office and Air One searched unsuccessfully for the suspect, who has not been arrested, according to the police statement.
In addition to the Sonic the Hedgehog mask, the suspect was also wearing a black hoodie, black pants and carrying a black or grey backpack or duffle bag, according to police. In a follow-up statement posted to Facebook, police said they believe the suspect’s shirt said “Let’s Go Brandon,” a political slogan that references a profane insult against President Joe Biden.
The incident remains under investigation and law enforcement are seeking tips from the public, police said.
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