Chantel Jeffries: University of Toronto gives Asian Students the only true alternative to Fed’s PetroDollar in our universe — Hell Dollar for Lunar New Year
Chiara Ferragni: Winter Olympics Skiers couldn’t handle Real Snow that finally falls… They’ve been using Fake Snow since day one
Caroline Vreeland: Cryptobugs believe Vladimir Putin is Satoshi Nakamoto and that Global Nuclear War will tank Bitcoin back to $30,000
Florence Pugh’s BFF Lindsay White @TheLittleMilkBar is excited to showcase her Lactating Armpits for those with such Fetish
Ava Allan: Cannabis Smoking & Confederate Flag Burning Bro Gary Chambers turns favorite Senate candidate
