Cara Delevingne: Donald Trump & Boris Johnson got a toddler twin in Georgia who is diagnosed with extremely rare Uncombable Hair Syndrome
Alexis Knapp: Florida residents will be among first in US subjugated to Hard Mountain Dew… Booze disguised as Pop?
Emma Kenney: Roland Emmerich claims Marvel and Star Wars are ‘Ruining Film Industry’ because ‘Nothing is Original anymore’
Addison Timlin: Loyola University Chicago student Robbed train conductor at Gunpoint to get Lunch money was ratted out by his own Mom, but Judge didn’t buy the story and Denied the teen bail
Margot Robbie: Finnish Cross-country skiier Remi Lindholm suffered a Frozen Penis in the race… Potentially causing Permanent Infertility
Taylor Swift: Franklin Graham sparks outrage for asking ‘Charlatan’ folks to ‘Get off their knees and Pray for President Putin’ so as to prevent bloody War
Scarlett Johansson: My Pillow’s Mike Lindell barred from entering Canada to support Freedom Convoy now planning to Drop “Bible Pillows” from the Sky with Helicopter & “little Parachutes” attached
