Galadriel Stineman: Balenciaga launches ‘Distressed Sneakers’ costing a whopping $1,850 for the Rich to Cosplay as Poor
Ellie Lou: Naughty Girls asked to Stop picking carnivorous Penis Pitcher plants that “smell sweet… just like a Candy”
Millie Bobby Brown: Aussie thot admits she deeply Regrets her tattoo because it’s a ‘Dick Magnet’ attracting lotta creepy crawlies
Sherilyn Fenn: Russia will nuke Caveman Provocateurs England & Finland first as a result of the ‘Total Hybrid War’ declared by NATO & War Junkie USA
Elizabeth Olsen & Ariana Grande: Trump Allies warn of a “Demonic Territory” over the country and a “Satanic Portal” over the White House via ReAwaken America Tour
Emily Ratajkowski: Dutch city of Utrecht starts Catcalling Men in campaign against sexual harassment on the street.. Meow!
Abella Danger: 9 Israeli Terrorists arrested for ‘AirDropping’ Plane Crash images using iPhone while aboard an AndoluJet flight to Istanbul
Kimberly Loaiza: Silhouette mural of Johnny Cash on Kingsland water tower shot in sensitive crude spot — His Johnny
Lulu Chu: Tom Cruise’s Darkstar Hypersonic Jet in the upcoming movie — Top Gun: Maverick looks so real & scary that China actually moved its Spy Satellite to a different route to photograph it
