Amanda Cerny: Transgender man who tricked women into sexual relationships with Fake Penis is convicted
Emilia Clarke: Occult Club for Pagans, Witches and Satanists says its affiliation with the Adelaide University Union has been rejected because of a complaint its members may summon the Devil onto campus
Florence Pugh: Assassination of George W Bush foiled by FBI following his recent gaffe condemning the ‘unjustified & brutal’ Iraq Invasion
India Eisley: Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt floats mandatory Vasectomies for all Boys as his state nears nation’s strictest abortion law
Scarlett Johansson & Alexandra Daddario: Two Bozos arrested in Louisiana for illegally transporting House and knocking down trees, mailboxes, road signs, power lines causing 695 families without power, and just abandoned the House on the road
Megan Fox: Caster Semenya insists officials see her Vagina to prove she is female — She got internal Testes that produce 3 times the Testosterone expected in a female
Pallavi Patil: English town Councilor resigns as he is unable to do his job due to on-going allegations that he is Cult Graffiti Artist ‘Banksy’
Charli D’Amelio: Jihadist Dude Chops Off Penis for ‘Greater Good’ after Smoking Marijuana… He got a message from Allah?