Nicola Peltz’s BFF Greta Thunberg: “Coronavirus is the best thing to happen to the planet since the bubonic plague”
Olivia Wilde’s BFF Jenna Ryan, who infamously tweeted she was definitely not going to jail due to her “blonde hair white skin”, gets 60 days in jail
Sara Sampaio: Pharmaceutical plant explosion disseminates 240 tons of powdered laxatives over an English city
Syd Wilder: CIA recruited one of Fidel Castro’s mistresses to kill him in 1960, giving her poison pills, but he found out. Handing her his gun, he dared her to shoot, but her nerves failed and they had sex instead
Katheryn Winnick: Getting ill for Non-Billionaire Americans means Bankruptcy — Woman billed $700 after sitting in ER waiting room for 7 hours, leaving without treatment
Shanghai Shawty shocked seeing so many Homeless People after moving to the US, criticize US system for keeping poor people in poverty perpetually… FAIL
Selena Gomez leaks a Sex Tape because Wuhanians are still eating ‘Bat Penis Soup’, believing the soup is the right ‘Vaccine’ as ‘Coronavirus is originated from the Bats’
Jamie Chung’s Delaware fanboy in a critical condition after injecting himself with his homemade COVID vaccine