For real?
Yes, for real. That’s why USA is called Land of the Free. However, if you’re not a billionaire, you not only have no time to die, you absolutely have no time to get sick because medical care is the #1 factor causing personal BANKRUPTCIES…
Truck Driver Leads NJ Senate President After Spending $153 on Campaign
A victory by Republican Edward Durr, a South Jersey commercial trucker, over long-serving Senate President Stephen Sweeney would throw leadership of the New Jersey Legislature into uncertainty
New Jersey’s longest-running state senate president seems set to lose his seat to a truck driver who spent only $153 on Dunkin and paper fliers over the course of his campaign.
Democratic Senate President Steve Sweeney trailed Republican challenger Edward Durr, a commercial truck driver, by more than 2,000 votes as of Wednesday afternoon, with more than 99% of precincts reporting. The Associated Press has not yet called a winner.
Lady Gaga Naked And Grabbing Pregnant Tits
After being airbrushed into looking somewhat presentable in the photo above from Vogue magazine, washed-up old pop star Lady Gaga gets naked and grabs a pregnant woman’s tits in the outtake photos below.
For Lady Gaga is very clearly a Satanic slut sent from the darkest depths of the eternal Hellfire to terrorize humanity… And so after Gaga molested this woman’s mammeries her milk almost certainly soured, and the fetus turned into a flaming homofag.
Those are the types of sadistic pleasures a Satanist like Gaga lives for. So let us pray that Satan sees fit to smite her soon before she assaults any more unborn babies with her blasphemous behavior.