Julia Fox: Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-N.C.) claims fellow Lawmakers invited him to Orgy and done Cocaine in front of him 📂 Scandal
Andie MacDowell: Sen. Bruce Bostelman claims schools are placing Litter Boxes in school bathrooms to accommodate children who self-identify as Cats 📂 Offbeat
Maddie Ziegler: Bride complains how her Brother’s Social Escort ‘Plus One Girl’ seized the opportunity to make some money for Nookie at her wedding by Bonking drunk guests 📂 Offbeat
Demi Lovato: Russia claims Ukraine POISONED Roman Abramovich & their peace negotiators with ‘undefined Chemical Weapon’, and that it’s a ‘Message’ because Abramovich is way more influential than Zelenskyy (in the Jewish world)? 📂 Sociopolitics
Chris Rock slapped by Will Smith for joking about the his wife Jada Pinkett Smith who suffers from Alopecia, admitted he is a fucked up Asshole messing with toxic BS like Racism & Cancel Culture 📂 Scandal
Vanessa Hudgens: Breatharianism Diet Cult says y’all are 5D beings trapped in 3D world who’d find happiness consuming Big Mac & Diet Coke, as all McDonald’s locations are protected by 5D energies & spiritual portals 📂 Offbeat
Dove Cameron: Truck carrying 7,500 lbs of ‘Semen Eels’ crashes & releases a river of Goo Incapacitating Automobiles like Spider-Man’s web 📂 Offbeat
Olivia Culpo: Natives from Great Sioux Nation issues “Notice of Trespass” against Owner of Hotel that Banned Native Americans 📂 Scandal
