Milly Alcock: Yet another Migrant Plane is heading toward Joe Biden’s Home in Delaware after DeSantis vows more Migrant Flights to Martha’s Vineyard is ‘Just the Beginning’ π Sociopolitics
Jennifer Lopez factchecks if it’s true Hunter Biden was Kicked Out of U.S. Navy for Cocaine Use? π Scandal
Lily Cole: Goldman Sachs is run by Alpha Males so rife with misogyny that the Perverted Primates keep a spreadsheet ranking Female recruits on their ‘Fuckability’ and demand it be updated with ‘Tit size & Ass shape’ π Scandal
Sadie Sink: Asparagus Psychic predicts King Charles to Abdicate next year, Liz Truss will be overthrown and Boris Johnson will Return as PM for a second time π Offbeat
Xiao Ziyi: Chinese are warned against Touching Foreigners, much less have (Anal) Sex after reporting the First case of Monkeypox aka ‘Schlong Covid’ in China π Scandal
Keira Knightley: A Three-Foot-Long Earth-Schlong, sorry, Earthworm discovered in Kiwiland π Offbeat
Jay Anstey: Tucker Carlson mocks liberal filmmaker Ken Burns’ furious claim that DeSantis flying illegal migrants to Martha’s Vineyard is HOLOCAUST — ’50 migrants arriving on a gorgeous island is exactly like Hitler slaughtering 6 million Jews!’ π Sociopolitics