Elle Fanning: Missouri Rule Change would Allow Senators to Challenge Each Other to a Duel to settle grievances through Physicality 📂 Offbeat
Marina Maya: India AI declares People Dead and Starving Folks by Denying them Food & Welfare Benefits 📂 Scandal
Kalina Ryu: Korea plead with folks Not to Eat TOOTHPICKS… so as not to infuriate Kim Jung Un who’s a diehard of good food like Weed & Ginseng 📂 Offbeat
Pauline Chalamet: American scientist brewed up a storm by schooling British how to make their national beverage — TEA 📂 Offbeat
Lucy Hale: 9/11 Revisit with New Angle of the catastrophe… premeditated by Evil Cabal? 📂 Sociopolitics
Laura Roberta Kuhr: Groped Voodoo Artist Sues MoMA over Marina Abramovic’s Blood, Breastmilk & Sperm Exhibition… for failing to prevent visitors from Sexually Assaulting Performers? 📂 Scandal
Miley Cyrus: Billions of Cicadas will congregate to have Gigantesque Orgy after 221 years in North Illinois this summer… They’ll Moan very Loudly 24/7 and there’s nothing you can do 📂 Offbeat
