Nicole Bahls: Patient called Sheriffβs office for help because Acupuncturist inserted Needles into his body, then went home and Fell Asleep π Offbeat
Zendaya: Priest Jailed for throwing Wild Orgy resulting in Death of a Male Prostitute due to Viagra Overdosing… Holy Orgy Turns Disaster π Scandal
Eliana Franco: Dutch Government investigates Cops for “Anti-Institutional Extremism” ie. believing the world is ruled by “Secret Evil Elites” π Scandal
Danneel Harris: Iowa Senate decided Roundup Weedkiller (with murderous Glyphosate) is Safe, but Hemp Drinks (with natural weed) are Nefarious π Offbeat
Kalina Ryu: Korea BANNED LEEKS because opposition parties have been using the veggie to Mock “Dictator” Yoon Suk Yeol’s inability to tame Soaring Vegetable Prices π Scandal
Nadia Nyce: India Election candidate promised to build Beer Bars and FREE Imported Whisky if elected π Offbeat
Mathilda May: Roku is cooking up a HDMI Conspiracy to Hijack your TV… and Spam you with lotta Ads π ExposΓ©