Paige Spiranac: Sex Tape leaked in protest of Tiger Woods’ priestly vow of Celibacy… “No Sex until the tournament is over!” π Scandal
Sabrina Carpenter: Israel deploys βLavenderβ AI Killer Robot to direct IDFβs bombing spree in Gaza on ‘Autopilot’… Ultimate Inhumanity π Scandal
Margot Robbie: Jewesses in New York launch Sex Strike to challenge Oppressive Jewish Marriage Laws π Scandal
Dania Ramirez: 3.6GB of Internet Data is Stolen from Washing Machine a Day… Suspects: CIA, FBI, Mossad, MI6, and LG π Offbeat
Selena Gomez: Ringleader of global Monkey Torture network — ‘The Torture King’ is Charged for heinous crime against ‘Monkeykind’ π Scandal
Natalie Portman: Israel blasts UN for not distributing humanitarian aid to Gaza amid claims of famine π Offbeat
Yui Hatano: Everyone in Japan will be called “Sato” by 2531 unless marriage law changed… Mega Incest? π Offbeat