Teresa Palmer titties to share Bullshits about Russia: Brainwashing Toddlers, ‘Buffer Zone’ Covering All of Ukraine, Declare War on Shrek, No Red Carpet for McDonalds
Kominato Yotsuha: China University welcomes Harvard’s REFUGEEs with ‘Unconditional Offers’ just like how Little Redbook welcomes Refugees of TikTok
Nikki Bella titties as Trump is organizing Squid Game for Immigrants to compete for US Citizenship… by mining for gold in San Francisco, balancing logs in Wisconsin, rafting down a river in Colorado, and building a rocket for NASA in Florida, etc.
Nanami Kawakami: Israeli envoy protests Kyoto guest house policy of asking Guests to Declare they have Never Committed War Crimes
Chiara Ferragni titties as Octopuses do have the Skills and Intelligence to Build the Next Civilization and take over the world just like today’s Human Octopus Oligarchic Cabal
Jessica Biel spams ass scenes to debunk Fast-Food Myths eg. McDonald’s discontinued their Coffee Stirring Spoons in 1979 because people were using them to measure and Snort Cocaine instead
Natalie Dormer: Indonesia schools India on how to incentivize Population Control by making poor people to exchange ‘Manhood’ for govt aid… Indons Got Common Sense
Maggie Gyllenhaal titties as her daughter Ramona Sarsgaard was arrested & suspended for Anti-Israel Protests at Columbia University
Kristanna Loken Debunks Time magazine cover shows Mark Carney giving Trump the Middle Finger… No, Carney is a Woke WEF Pussy who ain’t got No Balls to do any such ‘Manly’ things
Krysten Ritter reveals new bill H.R.1161 (Red, White, and Blueland Act of 2025) authorizing Trump to Rename Greenland to Red, White, and Blueland
Zoe Kazan titties as she’s overwhelmed by Chinese Flying Kungfu… Amazing Origami Paper Plane makes F22/35/47 looks like lego fighter jets
