Li Lisha: Dude jailed for Lifting Sleeping Girlfriend’s Eyelids to Unlock her phone and transferred $23,500 out of her bank account
Hong I-joo: North Koreans banned from Laughing for 10 days to mark 10th Anniversary of Kim Jong Il’s death
Lea Seydoux’s Jacksonville BFF charged with Poisoning boyfriend’s drink because he ‘wouldn’t shut the fuck up’
Katrina Bowden: Trump-loving Sheriff files criminal complaint against woman for Mean Tweets about Anti-Maskers
Monica Bellucci: Andrew Cuomo torched by Mafia boss Sammy ‘The Bull’ Gravano over nursing home scandal: ‘I would never do that… It’s too scandalous for classy Italian mob’
Alicia Vikander: Jorvik Viking left behind what is the Largest and Most Expensive Fossilized Poo in the world
Emma Watson: Dude launches phallic charcuterie made from rock hard Canadian Maple that’s “Hand Rubbed, oiled, and finished because really, there is just no other way”
Maria Pedraza: Delaware judge rules that man’s “affair” with Baby Yoda doll doesn’t classify as adultery
