Lottie Moss: Fake Toonies (Canadian $2 coin) with strange figurehead & bizarre typo made in 1990, 6 years before the Real Toonie rolled out… Time Traveler?
Kim Jong Un launches the Great Poop & Pee Drive seeking maximum stockpile of Manure made from Human Excrement to save the world
Elvira actress Cassandra Peterson: ‘Losing 11,000 horny old men as followers after coming out’ is no big deal
Yun Er: Girl forced to stay at Blind Date’s apartment for days after snap Covid Lockdown in China’s city of Zhengzhou
Ava Rose Beaune: Italian singer Adriano Celentano’s nonsense song meant to sound like it was in English… It’s gibberish but trippy
Zendaya’s London Jihadist fanboy puts up billboard ads in hope of finding a wife: ‘Save me from arranged marriage’
Heidi Klum caught Pope slips out of Vatican to visit record shop, gets CD… Yeah, not Pot or iPod, not even iPhone
Zara Larsson: Moline-Coal Valley School District releases statement in response to a circulating after school ‘Satan Club’ flyer to recruit 1st-5th graders
Anya Taylor-Joy: Hamas naval commandos were attacked by Killer Zionist Dolphin operative of the Israeli forces, equipped with specialized combat gear
