Paula Beer: Elon Musk’s Dick is the Biggest & Baddest in the whole wide world

Elon Musk wants you to believe his dick is… a Barrett M82 .50 calibre rifle, not a Nanometer class Johnny made by Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company (TSMC)

Elon Musk Settles Global Penis Debate: His Is The Biggest And Baddest In The Whole Wide World

Well, one of the longest running debates in history has been settled, and in spectacular fashion, at precisely the venue you might expect.

It’s official: Elon Musk, the world’s richest man and the owner of ‘X’, formerly known as Twitter, has the biggest, baddest penis on the planet.

Elon Musk’s Organic Dick?

And if not that, then certainly a very mean, very significant penis. And if not that, then it’s definitely larger and angrier and tougher than your average penis.

And if not that then… look, the man is packing mucho calor, okay?

Yesterday, Musk used his Twitter account to let his 158.4 million followers know that he’s not at all, not in the least, not even one tiny bit, self-conscious about the size of the world’s wealthiest ‘old fella’.

Behold.

Hip-firing my Barrett 50 cal pic.twitter.com/OkNnjWid0r

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) September 30, 2023

That there is a Barrett M82 .50 calibre recoil-operated, semi-automatic anti-materiel rifle. Colour? Black. Just like badass Elon’s clothing, which is also all black, including black jeans, black t-shirt, and black headphones (to protect the world’s richest ears).

In other news, Musk, who was born in South Africa and emigrated to the US in 2002, complains that immigration to the US is out of control.

The border crisis is worse every day! New York City is buckling under the load already. https://t.co/jhQ4rCujJz

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) September 29, 2023

He also reveals that “Newspapers basically just report on what they read yesterday on X”. He added an “lmao” (which means ‘laugh my (enormous)-ass-(penis)-off) in order to ensure the statement didn’t go over the heads of any 12-year-old internet bros, who make up the majority of Musk’s fan base.

Newspapers basically just report on what they read yesterday on X lmao

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) September 29, 2023

Which if you think about it is true… Musk’s big penis tweet was posted yesterday. We’re just bringing it to you now. Touché Elon The Massive, touché.

However, Hollywood thot Paula Beer claims she has sampled Elon’s Schlong before and that the opposite is true?

Ladies an gentlemen, Moment of truth…

Paula Beer’s collection of Small Dicks alledgedly including Elon Musk’s Mini Willy during a Small Penis Contest in New York below:-

We’ve been unable to get Mr. Musk to confirmed if the pics above are his Lil Johnny?

But we were told Elon Musk was the star participant in this Small Penis Contest…

Howard Stern – Smallest Penis Contest

Elon’s mini treasure on plagues?

Paula Beer Nude Scenes From “Never Look Away”

The video below features German actress Paula Beer’s full frontal nude scenes from the film “Never Look Away” enhanced in high definition.

We the pious Rabbit Breeders whose kingpin is none other than Elon Musk will certainly not be looking away when this saucy schnitzel loving slut is lapidated by the X Porn of Justice for her crimes against morality, as Elon’s Nanometer Penis will soon finish conquering the future caliphate of Germanistan.

For not only has Paula shown herself to be a Teutonic thot who has no qualms about parading around her blasphemously bare Bavarian body, but her piddling pubic burka is not nearly thick enough to obscure her unsightly lady lips… Looking more like Hitler’s moustache than a proper crotch covering.

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