Peyton Coffee: Aussie Girl reveals she had to clean boyfriend’s manhood every week to clear ’20 years of build up of DICK CHEESE’

Woman reveals she had to clean boyfriend’s manhood every week to clear ’20 years of build up’ on Triple J’s The Hook Up

There are certain parts of a relationship that might not be very appealing.

You might have to move cities so that your partner can fulfil their dreams, you could be forced to endure family dinners that you don’t enjoy, or you could have to clean your boyfriend’s penis to get rid of years of build-up…

*record scratch*

Wait, what?

Yes, apparently that last task was done by a very dedicated and caring woman.

She called up Australian radio station triple j to talk about the odd job.

“I had to clean my partner’s penis for three years,” she said.

When the radio hosts asked what she meant by ‘clean’, the woman added: “Like the foreskin on his penis didn’t come back all the way.

“We’d gone to a doctor and everything and they couldn’t really do anything to help it.”

She said her boyfriend was ‘very funny’ about situations where his penis was touched by a stranger.

So the task fell onto her to get rid of what she said was 20 years of build-up.

The unnamed woman said she had to use lube and a Q-tip to remove the excess smegma that had been accumulating for decades.

She was asked why the bloke didn’t do it himself and she replied: “It’s just the whole situation of like his penis just freaked him out.

“Wouldn’t masturbate to the point that like that’s how bad it was. And so it kind of got put down to me for three years to clean it.

“I don’t know why I was maintaining it.”

The female radio hosts were absolutely baffled at the admission and couldn’t work out why that sort of hygiene routine fell onto his girlfriend.

People on social media agreed.

One said: “Bruh needs proper help, hope he got it sorted out cause that would be morally crushing.”

Another added: “I think you gotta remove the foreskin if it won’t come down. Someone I know had to get surgery for that.”

A third wrote: “This is horrendous. What do you mean there was 20 years of build up! The guy didn’t shower? What the faaaaaaark! Need to know more but want to know far less.”

Let’s hope the situation has developed since then and the guy has been able to work it out himself.

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Peyton Coffee Nude Selfies And Blowjob TikTok

19-year-old social media star Peyton Coffee appears to take part in the TikTok blowjob challenge by sucking cock while dancing like an idiot in side-by-side frames in the video above.

Of course when Peyton’s generation of teen thots are not blowing dudes on TikTok they are whoring their blasphemous bodies in other ways… As evidenced by what appears to be Peyton’s latest set of nude selfie photos in the gallery below.

Yes, Gen Z is certainly the most degenerate infidel generation yet… And that is saying something since the Millennial minxes raised the depravity bar to unimaginable heights (or should I say depths)… But to the Millennials credit at least they were not confused about what gender they were, and only used and abused their genitals and did not cut them off.