Paige VanZant’s fangirl finds Penis Tip in spicy Soup, wondering if she should eat it or use it for pleasure? 📂 Scandal
Sydney Sweeney’s absurd fan who’s also a sleepwalking son claims he impregnated his own mother by accident 📂 Scandal
Liz Gillies: NZ PM Jacinda Ardern warns Kiwis not to have Sex during Hospital visitation or risk their Willies Decapitated 📂 Sociopolitics
Alison Brie’s NXIVM sex cult co-founder fan sentenced to 42 months over Sex Trafficking & Slavery 📂 Scandal
Jessica Biel’s gynecologist fan dies after patient’s sneeze projects IUD in his eye at 155 miles per hour 📂 Exposé
Miranda Kerr’s fanboy operating fake funeral home arrested for burying 167 corpses in his backyard 📂 Scandal
Angelina Jolie’s Vermont fanboy grows a second penis after experimental radiation treatment for prostate cancer 📂 Scandal
