Liz Gillies: NZ PM Jacinda Ardern warns Kiwis not to have Sex during Hospital visitation or risk their Willies Decapitated

New Zealand begins to sound like a Sex Paradise… We sure didn’t know Kiwis are obsessed with Hospital Sex. What a Fetish… Is this stemmed from Bestiality?

Ardern advises hospital visitors against sex with patients during Covid

NZ Covid-19 Minister, Chris Hipkins, encourages the public to socially distance when they “spread their legs”.

New Zealand’s prime minister Jacinda Ardern may have kept her cool through a global pandemic, but a question about a patient and a visitor having sex at an Auckland hospital had the typically unflappable leader struggling to contain her expressions.
As the question was asked, Ardern’s face rapidly shifted through expressions, from disturbed, to exasperated, to bemused.

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NZ Director General of Health Dr Ashley Bloomfield commented Hospital Sex is considered “high-risk activity” and as such, Kiwis must socially distance when they “spread their legs”, or risk their Lil Willies Decapitated under the glorious Kiwi Shariah Law… See for yourself:-

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The Hospital Sex Scandal comes as the Auckland district health board faced criticism for allowing hundreds of visitors to see patients a day, despite a strict city-wide lockdown in place to help stamp out an outbreak of the highly infectious Delta variant.

The daily Covid-19 updates have provided New Zealand with news of case numbers, vaccines and more, but has also proved fertile ground for the occasional gaffe. The Covid-19 minister, Chris Hipkins, made headlines last month, after he encouraged the public to socially distance when they “spread their legs”… Yes, spread your leg when in doubt.

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