Sarah Palin: Liberals Like AOC Want to βPound, Pound, Poundβ Sex Into Peopleβs Heads π Scandal
Heidi Klum caught Pope slips out of Vatican to visit record shop, gets CD… Yeah, not Pot or iPod, not even iPhone π Offbeat
Zara Larsson: Moline-Coal Valley School District releases statement in response to a circulating after school βSatan Clubβ flyer to recruit 1st-5th graders π Offbeat
Israeli Thot Yael Cohen Aris sues Chinese company after unwittingly inspiring a Sex Doll π Offbeat
Anya Taylor-Joy: Hamas naval commandos were attacked by Killer Zionist Dolphin operative of the Israeli forces, equipped with specialized combat gear π Offbeat
Celine Dion: Justin Trudeau had a months-long “Heated Sexual Relationship” with a minor student at the K-12 school where he was a Teacher 21 years ago, paid $2.25 million dollars in hush money in 2019 π Scandal
Sydney Sweeney: Black Americans preferred to be Robbed or Burglarized than to have unprovoked Contact with Police Officers, study finds π Sociopolitics