Yang Mi: China is conducting Anal Swabs on Beijing’s residents to detect Omicron… Gotta contain Coronavirus for Winter Olympic by hook or by crook π Offbeat
Mathilda May: Russian Legislator Fedorov Recommends Nuking Nevada To Convince U.S. That Russia Is Serious π Sociopolitics
Gigi Hadid: Men are creating AI girlfriends, verbally abusing them, and bragging about it on social media π Scandal
Julia Stiles: Dead man βpropped up by two other men in attempt to Collect Pension at post officeβ π Offbeat
Dannie Riel: Virginia Karen Mom threatens to bring Loaded Gun to Va. school over Mask Policy: ‘See y’all on Monday’ π Offbeat
Jessica Alba: 3 Texas clowns accused of terrorist plot for planning to throw cream pies at Donald Trump during rally π Scandal
Jennifer Aniston: OAN panics as DirecTV drops network, asks viewers to find βDirtβ on AT&T’s βWokeβ Chairman π Offbeat