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Charli XCX: NYC Mayor Eric Adams says it’s hard to tell the difference between a person ‘hooked on Cheese’ and someone ‘hooked on Heroin’ π Offbeat
Mel B: Arkansas Doctor Sued for allegedly giving inmates Ivermectin without their consent recognized by local leaders for “Job Well Done” π Sociopolitics
Luisa Moraes: Media Exposes Criminal Who Sent Pornography andΒ Condoms toΒ Underage Chess Players π Scandal
Madonna’s Alaskan FWB was emasculated during sex with his wife after she inserted a Bear Trap inside of her Vagina π Scandal
Dove Cameron: Utah Bill for Digital Driver License upended as folks see it as ‘Mark of the Beast’ and fears of Tyranny & Concentration Camps π ExposΓ©
Jessica Lowndes: Meta’s threat to close down Facebook & Instagram in Europe backfires as EU says “Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish” π Scandal