Emma Watson: Mike Tyson Is Making Pot Edibles in the Shape of a Bitten Ear called ‘Mike Bites’ 📂 Offbeat
Isabel Lucas: Ex-Stripper Alexandra Hunt running for Congress In Philadelphia… ‘Elect Hoes’ 📂 Offbeat
Maria Nagai: Japanese Schools Prohibit Ponytails as it “Sexually Excites” Men, and only White Panties for girls 📂 Sociopolitics
Autumn Reeser: Florida Bozo calls Cops demanding they TEST his Meth after fearing he had been duped into buying Bath Salts… He’s charged for drug possession because the Meth is authentic 📂 Offbeat
Tulsi Gabbard attacked by Uncle Sam for commenting that U.S. Military Biolabs in Ukraine are messing with Murderous Pathogens like Anthrax, Coronavirus, and for receiving a paltry $59.95 Election Donation 📂 Scandal
Peyton Coffee: Vigilante Republican Bill would allow Private Citizens to Seize Russian Oligarchs’ Yachts and Jets 📂 Offbeat
Rebecca Ferguson: Australia Government makes a Women’s Network, gives it a Dick & Balls for a logo 📂 Offbeat
Jessica Brown Findlay: Ukraine reveals ‘Russian warship, go fuck yourself!’ postage stamp based on Fake News… Where 13 Martyrs has been confirmed Alive & Kicking 📂 Offbeat
