Barbara Palvin: Illinois man Shoots his own Penis after robbing a Hot Dog stand at Gunpoint 📂 Offbeat
Anna Kendrick: Startup to sell Lab-Grown Tiger Steaks to Restaurants… Siberian Tiger, Leopard, Black Panther, Bengal Tiger, Lion, Elephant, Zebra are also in the works 📂 Offbeat
Madison Beer: Jinx the Pussy Cat known for huge eyes & wonky feet to become Mayor of small Michigan town called Hell 📂 Offbeat
Camille Chen: Sheriff encourages homeowners to Shoot burglars/invaders to ‘save taxpayers money’… Happy to train folks to become better Shooters 📂 Offbeat
Ashley Benson: Senior citizen charged for having Unnatural Sex with Pussy Cat and causing the animal to die, faces jail sentence of 20 years, a fine and/or caning 📂 Scandal
Alexa Demie: Elon Musk wanna shoot SpaceX rocket to impregnant Bill Gates but Gates’ aide says ‘Go F Yourself, U Baldy Fake Tech Genius’ 📂 Offbeat
Lena Headey: Weatherford Detective accused of stealing 99 Fentanyl pills faces Lesser Charges than man originally arrested with the pills 📂 Scandal
