Kaley Cuoco: Israel Panics as American tourist brings an Unexploded Bombshell found on Golan Heights as souvenir to Ben Gurion Airport π Offbeat
Emma Stone: Ukraineβs secret unit of Spy/Combat Dolphins that can plant Bombs & attack divers with Guns are supplied by Joe Biden’s Warmongering Squad? π Scandal
Amber Heard & Elon Musk release Sex Tape to protest Russia deploying Combat Dolphins to try to foil their conspiracy against Johnny Depp’s Cuckold Scandal π Scandal
Amy Jo Johnson’s BFF Marjorie Taylor Greene says Christians who help Undocumented Migrants are being controlled by Satan π Scandal
Aria Logan: Dating Sites, Sex Traffickers, Pimps, Perverts, Prostitutes, and Porn Stars are all Cashing in the Ukraine War $$$ π Offbeat
Freya Allan: Westminster College offers Pornography Class — ‘Hardcore Porn is as American as apple pie and more popular than Sunday night football’ π Offbeat
Valkyrae: Putin’s Rasputin — Prophet Aleksandr Dugin hates America and is obsessed with Nazis, the occult, and the end times π Offbeat
Madison Lintz: Red Hot Chili Peppers Fan accidentally buys Tickets to Red NOT Chili Peppers is Pissed π Offbeat