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Millie Bobby Brown: Bankrupted Con-Artist from Oregon purchased a Bank in Grenada with appraisal document proving he own 4 pound of Ruby worth $20M belongs to a Californian who didn’t know him π Scandal
Olivia Dunne: CDC advises folks to ‘Masturbate Together’ as ‘Socially Distanced Sex’ in order to avoid spreading the Monkeypox π Offbeat
Mackenzie Ziegler: Bored Ape’s ‘Bored & Hungry’ Crypto Restaurant has Stopped Accepting Crypto for payment π Offbeat
Micaella Raz: AG Ken Paxton says he will defend Texas Sodomy Law to criminalize the act of Anal Sex π Scandal