Scarlett Johansson’s BFF brought a box full of marijuana found by school kids to Police HQ with labels βWarning: opening this package will cause extreme happinessβ… gets turned away π Scandal
Milla Jovovich: New York Gov. Kathy Hochul says Black kids in the Bronx do not know what the word βComputerβ means π Scandal
Dakota Fanning: Penske suspends Cindric and 3 others in the wake of a Cheating Scandal ahead of the Indianapolis 500 π Scandal
Carmen Electra: Boy Scouts of America changes name to “Scouting America” after 114 years to boost ‘Inclusion’ aka ‘Wokeness’ π Sociopolitics
Natalie Dormer: Runner disqualified as OC Marathon winner for Receiving Water from Dad during race π Offbeat
Leilani Dowding: Ukrainian Girls are wailing because dudes have all been Genocided as Cannon Fodder π Scandal