Fernanda Tavares: West Virginia enacts law to criminalize any Penetrative Rape and even Touching of Sexual Organs, Titties, Ass or Anus of your Spouse is now… Sexual Assault
Tila Tequila: X-Scam… Mars declared UNSAFE for Humans to live as No One Can Survive for longer than FOUR years
Susan Dey: Jared Kushner told us why electing Trump could be GENOCIDAL for MAGA Fans… “Gaza’s Waterfront Property could be very valuable”
Olivia Rodrigo concert handed out $50 of Condoms & Morning-After Pills to fans to protect Reproductive Rights
Jessica Szohr: ‘Top of List’ to be running mate of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. includes ‘Conspiracy Theorist’ footballer Aaron Rodgers & wrestler Jesse Ventura
Christina Hendricks: Inspired by Putin’s call to fight Population Decline, patriotic TV Host vows to breed like rabbit
Honey Moon: Korean Elon Musk offers workers to have Babies with a $75,000 Bonus to tackle Population Decline
Ichika Matsumoto: End of Japan’s millennia-old ‘Naked Man Orgy’ due to Dwindling Fertility or Population Decline
