Julia Oristanio: Police offered teen McDonald’s Big Mac® in exchange for Confession to Crime Committed by Someone Else
Valentina Forte: Mohandas Gandhi was quoted in South Africa, 1903, saying Black people “are Troublesome, very Dirty and live like Animals”
Padma Lakshmi: Tinder Swindler of India will challenge Narendra Modi to establish a Hindu Caliphate tentatively named Shivastan
Mila Kunis: Brandon, whatcha gonna do when Russian diplomat dismisses sanctions by saying ‘We’re Used To It’?
Olivia Ponton: 8 Austin Police Officers Charged after investigation into 2020 George Floyd Protests are Released on $1 Bond, lawyers say
Demi Lovato’s fanboy degenerate banned for life from SeaWorld after inserting his penis in dolphin’s blowhole
Billie Eilish: Secret of Siam restaurant in Las Vegas accused of lacing food with THC… The Cannabis essence that make you feel HIGH
Kelly King: Israel will soon have a ‘Tinder Swindler’ named Shimon Hayut as their new Foreign Minister… The Swindler Nation?
Billie Eilish: Instant Covid Test provides result in 30 seconds by inserting 6-inch tube inside urethra that feels like Losing Virginity to a Jackhammer
Yummy Kimmy: Chinese Dude kidnapped & held captive as a BLOOD SLAVE in Cambodia after lured by Fake Job Ad and had his Blood Drained Dry every month
