Padma Lakshmi: Tinder Swindler of India will challenge Narendra Modi to establish a Hindu Caliphate tentatively named Shivastan

Related: Israel will soon have a ‘Tinder Swindler’ named Shimon Hayut as their new Foreign Minister… The Swindler Nation?

Both are pussy scammers alright, but the Indian scumbag seems a little more ambitious as he declares he is going to challenge Narendra Modi the Hindu Supremacist and turn the Indian state into a paradise for Tinder Swindlers…. tentatively named Shivastan… after the Almighty Hindu God Shiva.

India arrests ‘doctor’ conman who married 18 women

Bibhu Prakash Swain believed in soulmates and true love, or so he told at least 18 women he allegedly married and conned across India before his arrest — weeks before his next two weddings.

Bibhu Prakash Swain the Tinder Swindler of India & future King of Shivastan

The diminutive 67-year-old scoured marriage websites posing as a 51-year-old doctor and persuaded professors, lawyers, medics and a paramilitary officer all over the country to tie the knot, police said.

In status-conscious India he claimed he was on a chunky salary, and used fake identification cards and appointment letters to bolster his credentials and family background.

“He primarily did this for their money, and some sexual pleasure,” senior police official Sanjiv Satpathy told AFP.

Satpathy’s team arrested Swain in recent days after months on his trail, discovering his multiple identities, bank accounts and plans for two weddings in February and March.

“He was always very persuasive,” Satpathy said, “and only targeted successful single, widowed or divorced women in their late 40s.”

A few “happy and satisfying days into the marriage”, the police said, Swain used to make excuses to borrow his new wives’ money or jewelry to help him with an emergency.

He then moved on to his next target, hoping that the women’s circumstances — as a single, widowed or divorced woman who had remarried in a conservative society — would scare them off going to the police.

Investigators believe Swain married more than 18 times and are now going through his mobile phone records where he saved his wives’ contacts — as Madam Delhi, Madam Assam or Madam UP (Uttar Pradesh) — named after the places in India where they stayed.

– Angry and cheated –

Police launched a probe into Swain’s multiple lives in May 2021 after a complaint by one 48-year-old wife who, by chance, discovered that he was already married to at least seven other women.

The victim, feeling angry and cheated, police say, “quietly retrieved” the contact details of his other wives from his phone and contacted them individually about their shared predicament.

“This is when we came in and made discoveries about his long history of cheating, impersonation and deceit,” Satpathy said.

Swain, born in a small village in the eastern state of Odisha, first married in 1978 and has three children — two of them doctors and one a dentist — with his first wife.

Trained as a lab technician, he fell out with his family and moved to the state capital Bhubaneshwar where he started introducing himself as a doctor and ultimately married a doctor, his second wife, in 2002.

“He has since used multiple names but always introduced himself as doctor or a professor while looking for wives online,” Satpathy said.

The police doubt his ruses were a one-man job and are looking for people who helped him with his elaborate setups and moved his money from one place to another.

The Hindustan Times newspaper described him as “no Don Juan”, saying he stood just five feet, two inches (1.6 metres) tall, and reported that he married at least 27 women in 10 states.

For good measure he also allegedly defrauded 13 banks out of 10 million rupees ($135,000) with 128 forged credit cards, and ran a chain of medical labs where doctors and other staff went for months without pay, the paper said.

This 8kgs food tray is called Bahubali Thali in India. Anyone who can finish it in 40 minutes can win $11000 (8 lakh rupees).

This street food vendor in Jaipur, India puts his hand in boiling oil and nothing happens ….

Padma Lakshmi Nude Photos Colorized And Enhanced

“Top Chef” star Padma Lakshmi’s formerly black and white nude photos have just been colorized and enhanced in the gallery below.

Of course Padma Lakshmi is so old that these nude pics were originally in Sanskrit, and so after translating them into black and white our brilliant Hindu scholars were able to colorize them so that her salacious sluttery can properly appreciated.

Naturally with Padma being a blasphemous cow-worshipping heathen Hindu hussy we couldn’t stop there, so we also color-corrected and enhanced her nude scene from the TV series “Caraibi” in the video clip above. Add this to our previous post chronicling all of her nude modeling pics (which can be seen here), and we are confident that she will have a swift and severe sentencing in Pariah court… Provided that this ancient street shitting senior citizen doesn’t turn to dust before standing trial.