Alicia Machado: Miss Universe to allow anyone with a Vagina to compete for first time… Woke, MILF, Thot, Slut, Whore, Karen, Stripper, Prostitute, LBGTQ+ etc.
Madison Brock: Airbnb turns Morality Police… introduces new ‘Anti-Party Tech’ to curb Orgy, Incest, and all things Salacious & Promiscuous
Elle Fanning: Dog got Monkeypox from Schlongs? EuroPride Condemned and WHO renames virus as ‘Schlong Covid’?
Zoe Saldana: 15-year-old girl elopes with HIV positive boyfriend, injects his blood to prove her loyalty
Kristin Gierisch: Police pull up social media star for being ‘too Ugly to sing’, make him apologize for Destroying Classics
Tilda Swinton: Fox host Jesse Watters says women who haven’t been Pregnant (such as AOC) aren’t ‘RIPE’ enough to run for President
