Offbeat – Page 32

Alina Li: Taiwan only wanted Indian labor with ‘Similar Skin Color’ to locals… also No Eating Curry and totally believe in Jesus Christ!

Bianca Censori: Balls Out Bowling is back, where Nudity is required

Adrianne Curry: Before marrying him, see, hold, feel his penis to be sure it’s working

Maria Torres: Republican Blocks IVF Bill to prevent creation of Weirdo like ‘Human-Animal Chimeras’

Lisa Gormley: Texas Tech DB Tyler Owens declaring stunningly at NFL combine that he Doesn’t Think Planets, Stars, and Galaxies Exist at all

Grettell Valdez: The first humpback whales to be seen having sex are both male… GAYS!

Elisabetta Cavallotti: Mother Says She was left Drenched in her own Breast Milk after Delta Air Gate Agents Refused to let Her take Breast Pump on flight

Senior Sopranos actor Drea de Matteo paid off her house after just 5 minutes on OnlyFans — A shady online brothel rumored as CIA Asset operated by M16 Pimp?

Mariah Carey: Exxon CEO blames Frugal Folks’ refusal to pay as the reason for Failure to fix Climate Change… Not the Ruling Regime?

Rihanna: Flying to Moscow comes with a perk — Free Blowjob… It will be ‘forcibly performed’ on you whether you like it or not?

Ohana Non: McDonald’s announces Anime dining experience in West Hollywood to include “WcDonald’s” Toilet Nuggets

Katharina Damm: A Pilot Drew a Penis in the Sky and Wrote ‘See Ya’ During a 6-Hour Flight