Millionaire Pooch — A German shepherd named Gunther VI that inherited $500M fortune, is selling Miami villa once owned by Madonna for $43.7 million
Selena Gomez: Brady “Girthquake” Heninger for Mayor because Eagle Mountain needs a Badass with a Big Dick
Alison Brie: Defense attorney who boasted ‘I think like a criminal’ turns out to be a real one — He’s a criminal
Lady Gaga: Kevin Gates says Men Shouldn’t Ejaculate during Sex — Semen Retention is the ultimate technology for men to maintain healthy mind and body
Michelle Rodriguez: Jordan requests Gender Confirmation of Female Iran Keeper Zohreh Koudaei after losing soccer match, claims the Iranian Goalie is a Man
Connie Nielsen’s idiotic hometown in Denmark spends $150K/mo to clean up their beach, dumping trash back into the ocean, and the trash will be washed ashore afterward
