Olga Kurylenko: North Carolina dump truck operator accidentally bought 2 identical lottery tickets — and won 2 jackpots
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Jesus launches Rebranding campaign “He Gets Us” to convince skeptics giving birth to baby is giving birth to Jesus?
Saweetie: Thai women flock to bizarre ‘Penis Park’ to hug Phalluses while praying to find perfect partners who are well-endowed
Ekaterina Shcheglova: Canadian man receives 18-month sentence for repeatedly adding penises to neighbors’ snowmen
Kate Beckinsale: Plumber Finds Thousands of Cash Envelopes Stuffed Inside Toilet Wall at Joel Osteen’s Megachurch
Avani Gregg: Male nurse arrested after telling patients gynecological exam was necessary part of COVID-19 testing
Lily Rose Depp: Bomb squad called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital after man gets WWII mortar stuck up his bottom
Maddie Ziegler: Facebook warned they must create MetaBrothel or Zuckerberg’s Metaverse is Screwed if it doesn’t allow Sex
Rebecca De Mornay: Elon Musk mocks Joe Biden’s advanced age by proposing Age Limit when running for office while he himself has No Hair!