Sweden

The Virgin Mary cloned herself and gave birth to a transexual girl known as Jesus Christ, a Swedish state owned broadcaster claims.

Jesus Is Mary?

According to SVT, scientific evidence suggests that either Jesus or May (or both) have have been transexual.
Voiceofeurope.com reports: SVT’s claim is not the Biblical account of the virgin birth, but that Mary became pregnant with Joseph or someone else.
But the highly biased, left-wing channel has launched a more gender-modern theory:
A phenomenon known as parthenogenesis. It occurs among algae, fish and frogs and means that an embryo develops without fertilization.
The offspring then becomes genetically identical to the mother – which means that it must have the same gender.
As both the name and pronoun of Jesus are described as male in the scriptures, it can also be concluded that Jesus was a transvestite / transsexual according to the channel.
SVT also theorizes about another possibility – that Mary was a man who lived as a woman and with parthenogenesis gave birth to Jesus, who was thus also a man.
How the man Mary got her female genitals and her uterus to breed, carry and give birth to the little boy child Jesus or his brothers, SVT does not explain.
Meanwhile in Putin’s home turf,

Jesus Was the First Communist, Russian Party Leader Says

The world’s first communist was none other than Jesus Christ, the head of Russia’s Communist Party has said.
“Put Jesus’ Sermon on the Mount and the Moral Code of the Builder of Communism next to each other, and you will just gasp,” Gennady Zyuganov said Thursday in a radio interview with the Komsomolskaya Pravda tabloid.
He added that “the main slogan of communism — ‘He who does not work shall not eat’ — is written in the Apostle Paul’s Second Epistle to the Thessalonians” found in the New Testament.
“We need to study the Bible,” Zyuganov concluded.

His comments come as the Communist Party of Russia seeks to win seats in the State Duma, Russia’s lower house of parliament, during the Sept. 17-19 parliamentary election.
Such a statement would likely have been unheard of during the Soviet era, when the communist government followed a policy of state atheism.
But in the post-Soviet years — particularly in the past decade of President Vladimir Putin’s rule — the government has forged links with the Russian Orthodox Church.