Cara Delevingne is selling her Vagina as NFT — You may use it perversely but Satisfaction Is Not Guaranteed

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Cara Delevingne Is Selling a Vagina NFT. WTF Is a Vagina NFT?

An NFT can be anything, apparently — even a vagina
Yeah, Hollywood thot Cara Delevingne is running out of idea to get your attention. So, she decided she will sell her pussy online.
Why Sell Pussy NFT?
We don’t know. Perhaps her pussy has nothing to shout about, you gotta ask her on some online brothels like OnlyFans, perhaps she will tell you why is she peddling a fake pussy call “Cara Delevingne Pussy NFT”? Who knows? She is after all one of the most dramatic attention whores of all times. But do it quick… while she is still desperate for attention, lest she no longer in the mood to expose her pussy secret later.
It’s not that we particularly care about Cara Delevingne or her vagina, but rather that, as a sexy site, anything vagina-related automatically falls under our jurisdiction. We’ve seen this coming for a while now. So far, we’ve been lucky in that the overlap between NFTs and sex has remained minimal, but we knew we were operating on borrowed time. Every day, we could feel myself getting closer to learning what an NFT was and further from God. We had a good run trying to dodge NFT discourse, but our time is finally up. Our number has been called; vaginas are involved now.
Unlike you have been living under the rock,. you should know by now NFT is the biggest bullshit ever invented by horny apes called “mankind”. NFT is nothing more than some 1 and 0 binary shits just like email spams. It’s fake, okay, at least unreal.
So, what’s a NFT Vagina? In Cara Delevingne’s case, her vagina NFT seems to consist of a 30-second video in which the supermodel, posing nude in front of the ocean, waxes poetic about her vagina.

 

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“My first word was ‘mine,’” the star says while staring into the camera. “To me that means something that is most mine – my vagina. I own it. It’s mine and no one else’s. I choose what I do with it. And no one can take that away from me.”
Bidding for the NFT will last seven days. Are you ready to masturbate to the ghost of Cara Delevingne? You dudes might as well donate something to help maintain our sexy site… We will at least give you some OTAF, stands for Over The Air Fellatio… Trust us, we have come a long way, it gonna blow your dick out of the water.
Well, that was a close one, but fortunately we’ve managed to make it to the end of this piece with relatively little understanding of NFTs beyond the fact that Cara Delevingne’s vagina can be one, and will probably make a lot of money. May you, too, avoid ever fully understanding NFTs, as God and nature intended… Amen.