Aaron Rodgers Fined by the NFL; Shailene Woodley Defends His Penis Size
Aaron Rodgers (and wide receiver Alan Lazard) were fined by the NFL yesterday for not following COVID-19 protocols. Both Rodgers and Lazard were fined $14,650 apiece for attending a Halloween party while unvaccinated. The NFL prohibited unvaccinated players from attending gatherings of larger than three people. The Green Bay Packers organization was fined $300,000 because, though they didn’t host the Halloween party, the organization knew about it and looked the other way.
Rodgers hopes to return to the field on Sunday, pending COVID test results. He also returned to The Pat McAfee podcast yesterday, though he did not offer anything particularly new. He said he stood by statements he made last week and his support of Joe Rogan(ugh), but also said he’s been doing a lot of reflection. Being mocked by SNL and Jon Stewart, called a liar by Terry Bradshaw, and losing sponsorship deals will do that (Howard Stern also called for Rodgers to be kicked out of the NFL).
Perhaps the most bizarre thing to happen, however, was that Shailene Woodley came to Rodgers’ defense and also, um, suggested that he has a large penis after The Daily Mail posted photos purporting to be Aaron Rodgers in Los Angeles (Rodgers is in quarantine in Green Bay).
Shailene Just Hinted That Aaron’s Penis Is ‘A Lot Bigger’ Than Fans Think as She Slams Attempts to ‘Disparage’ Him
Bigger the betterr? Aaron Rodgers’ penis size was hinted at by Shailene Woodley, who slammed the media for trying to “disparage” her fiancé after he revealed he’s unvaccinated.
“Literally ya’ll need to calm the fuck down,” Woodley wrote on Instagram Stories next to the photos. “This is straight up HILARIOUS. News outlets STILL grasping at straws to disparage Aaron. Finding random fucking men on the streets of LA and saying its him.
“I know Aaron’s body VERY well. First off his feet, ahem and no offense to this rando dude, are a LOT bigger. Also, for those of us who know Aaron beyond the worlds of obsessed sport and shitty media, it’s no secret he has the hairiest hands on the fucking planet. This oblivious homie. Clearly, does not.”
Homie? This oblivious homie. Clearly, does not (go ahead, zoom in),” wrote. Anyway, I guess that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t the ex with the “small penis” that Olivia Munn once complained about.
As for why Aaron isn’t vaccinated, the NFL player explained in his interview on The Pat McAfee Show that he believes “health is not a one-size-fits all for everybody.” “I have an allergy to an ingredient that’s in the mRNA vaccines. On the CDC’s own website, it says, ‘Should you have an allergy to any of these ingredients, you should not get one of the mRNA vaccines.’ So those two were out already,” he said of the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines. “So, my only option was Johnson & Johnson. At this time, in the early spring, I had heard of multiple people who had adverse events around getting [that shot]. [Then] in April, [it] got pulled for clotting issues. So, the J&J shot was not even an option at that point.”
Aaron also confirmed that both the Packers and NFL knew he wasn’t vaccinated. “We felt like what was best for me. It was not something the league didn’t know about,” he said. “The league was fully aware of it upon my return to the Packers.”