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Joe Rogan Says He’s ‘Flexible’ Enough to Go Down on Himself

Joe Rogan is known for a lot of different things. The 54-year-old is a comedian, a former TV host, a UFC color commentator, and one of the world’s highest-paid podcasters. Lately he’s been well-known for saying dumb things about the coronavirus vaccine, being corrected by a doctor on his show and Dr. Anthony Fauci, and admitting that he is not a doctor, but, by his own admission, “a moron.” After that rollercoaster, the unvaccinated Rogan contracted the coronavirus and decided to treat it with a dangerous “kitchen sink” regimen. Most recently, Covid-positive quarterback Aaron Rodgers described asking Rogan for treatment advice. (This is all separate from Rogan’s history of spreading transphobic hate speech.)

All of which pales next to the one weird trick Rogan recently revealed on his podcast: The man can suck his own dick. Or he could. If he wanted to.

“I’m super flexible. I’ve never done it—but I’ve put it around my face just to know I could do it,” Rogan said, according to The New York Post. Apparently, it’s another boundary Rogan wanted to push, seeing if he could, in fact, engage in that other sport of kings, auto-fellatio.

It’s not a particularly new or clever joke—in 1994, Clerks included a line about an uncle dying trying to cross that line of self-love; around the same time, Dennis Miller described being tempted to buy an adjustable bed just to see if he could make it work. And there were those rumors about terrible person Marilyn Manson having a rib removed.

But Rogan’s guests played along, one asking why he was sitting around podcasting when he could, it seems, be pleasuring himself in a new and exciting way. Rogan retorted, “You still have a dick in your mouth—you can’t enjoy it!”

A large segment of the population would probably beg to differ, but as always, Rogan speaks only for himself. That said, maybe he’ll fully commit to this new hobby, and take a well-deserved break from podcasting himself.

Lily Maymac Nude Photos Set

The gallery below appears to feature the complete collection of model Lily Maymac’s nude photos.

 

Lily Maymac is famous not only for having millions of followers on social media, but also for her vocal love of white dick.

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Yes, Lily caused quite the stir when old tweets emerged in which she expressed her disgust for Asian men, and intense desire to be bred by a white guy.

Of course this should have come as no surprise because it is a scientific fact that all Asian women want to get their sideways sin slits slammed by anyone but tiny micro penis Chinamen. In fact, the only reason Lily’s tweets are considered “controversial” is because she is sexualizing white males… Something that has become strictly forbidden in the Zionist controlled Western world.