Jenna Ortega Titslips & Pokies to celebrate 5 Indian fighter jets including 3 Pricey Rafales ($250M a pop) Shot Down by underdog Pakistan’s Chinese J10CE ($70M)? π Scandal
Christina Lindberg leaks nudes as US Education Secretary Linda McMahon Mocked For Bad Grammar In Letter To Harvard… ‘ILLITERATE’ π Scandal
Abbie Cornish titties as WW2 Veteran Ken Turner, 98 of “Led By Donkeys” Runs Tank over Tesla to protest Elon Musk’s Fascism π Scandal
Mariana Avila spams nudes as UnitedHealthcare sued by shareholders over Misleading Forecast after CEOβs Brian Thompson Killing… resulting in Stock Tanking like a rock π Scandal
Kristanna Loken Debunks Time magazine cover shows Mark Carney giving Trump the Middle Finger… No, Carney is a Woke WEF Pussy who ain’t got No Balls to do any such ‘Manly’ things π Sociopolitics
Hazuki Reira Japan Airport Terminal President Nobuaki Yokota & Chairman Isao Takashiro resigned amid Tokyo’s Haneda Airport Corruption Scandal involving son of Makoto Koga, former secretary-general of the ruling Liberal Democratic Party π Scandal
Gal Gadot Caught On Camera Committing War Crimes with Cucumber, accused in string of Lewd Acts with handrails against Palestinians π Scandal
Charli XCX leaks boobies as CBS News anchors slammed for calling papal conclave βRawdoggingβ ie. Humping sans Condom π Scandal