Elizabeth Olsen’s 61-year-old catholic nun fan falls pregnant after unknowingly eating 12 lbs of bull testicles π Offbeat
Josie Canseco’s Danish artist fan delivers BLANK canvases entitled “Take the Money and Run” after getting $84,000 in cash from a museum to be used as “materials” for the artwork π Offbeat
Lisa Donatz’s couple fans drive car into house while attempting 69 sex position while driving π Offbeat
Kristen Stewart’s NASA employee fan admits stealing over 8 lbs of moon dust in 3 years and snorting it to get high π Fappening
Alexandra Daddario’s Saudi Arabia scientist buddies identify gene responsible for homosexuality and pedophilia π Plot