Addison Timlin: Camilla Parker Bowles the Duchess of Cornwall canโt stop talking about Joe Bidenโs โLong Fartโ at the global climate change summit COP26 ๐ Scandal
Adriana Lima: Cow Dung Fight during the annual Gorehabba festival marks end of Deepavali in India village ๐ Offbeat
Dakota Johnson: Dutchman’s Penis bitten by Cobra while sitting on the toilet — turns Deep Purple Color and Rotting due to โflesh-eating diseaseโ ๐ Offbeat
Kuuko W: World Health Organization says COVID-19 unlikely to have leaked from Chinese penis enlargement facility ๐ Offbeat
Erin Andrews: One of world’s largest investment firms — State Street which commissioned the ‘Fearless Girl Statue’ staring down Wall Streetโs ‘Charging Bull’ will need Permission to Hire White Men ๐ Scandal
Catherine Bell: Trashy house full of garbage near Toronto sells over asking for nearly $1 million… Sign of the insane times ๐ Offbeat
CJ Franco: After awarding his wife twice, Bolsonaro awards himself Medal of Scientific Merit ๐ Scandal
Madelyn Cline: Egypt builds a Massive Prison catering for 25% of their total inmates, replacing 12 prisons slated for commercial sales, and to improve the country’s lousy reputation on human rights ๐ Offbeat