Miley Cyrus: Complaints of New Yorkersβ Noisy Sex are skyrocketing — Hippies dressed up as Freddy Krueger, Pennywise & Easter Bunny while engaging in Orgy bonking to thunderous wrestling music π Scandal
Laeticia Hallyday: Guevedoces males in a small community in the Dominican Republic are born with a Vagina instead of a penis. At puberty, the vagina fuses into a fully-functioning penis and scrotum π ExposΓ©
Kristen Stewart’s dad-of-three fanboy undergoes extreme surgery to SHORTEN his penis by 1-1/2 inches to make his wife happy π Offbeat
Natalie Portman: Nostradamus predicted the Russia-Ukraine war will reach France… ‘A major conflict would spread to Western Europe this spring’ π Offbeat
Brandi Passante: Dad of a OnlyFans Thot sends savage reply to his pal who called her a βSkankβ after subscribing to her page π Offbeat
Lexi Hensler: Nvidia tries to hack back a “mediocre” Ransomware Hacker LAPU$ after their 1TB data was breached… Epic FAIL π Scandal
Megan Fox: Mississippi Judge orders brothers to take paternity test after sister sues for child support π Offbeat
Suki Waterhouse’s Texas surgeon fan arrested for Stealing Testicles from at least 46 anesthetized patients π Scandal