Kevin Gates says he wants to make Beyonceฬ Pee on His Penis in New Freestyle amid Dreka Breakup rumors ๐ Scandal
Scarlett Johansson: Ohio House Republicans vote to put Canada on a Federal Watch List for behaving like Communists ๐ Offbeat
Eva Angelina: China rewards $15,000 Cash + Certificate of Appreciation for tipoffs on Foreign Spies as Infiltration & Espionage activities by Hostile Forces have intensifiedย ๐ Offbeat
Sadie Katz: Iran assassinated Mossad Commander named “Asa Flots” (“Farting” in Hebrew) with a Kamikaze drone attack ๐ Offbeat
Dixie DโAmelio: Court awards Missouri woman $5.2 million for contracting STD (HPV) from Humping a dude in a car insured by Geico Auto Insurance ๐ Offbeat
Dana Vespoli: Thailand launches its campaign to give away One Million Free Cannabis Plants, but discourages getting High ๐ Offbeat
Beverly DโAngelo: Houston bozo raps about robbing ATM’s on YouTube, later arrested after allegedly robbing an ATM ๐ Scandal
Scarlett Johansson: Two gorillas at San Diego Zoo test positive for COVID-19 after being sexually assaulted by drunk woman ๐ Offbeat
