Tove Lill LΓΈyte: Member of UK Labour Party arrested over Westminster Honeytrap Sexting Scandal… politicians & journalists were sent unsolicited flirtatious messages — BLACKMAIL! π Scandal
Mickie James: Corruption is now officially Legalized in US! Taking Bribes is now Legit and… it’s also a virtuous Honor? π Scandal
Gemma Arterton: USA is a Fake Empire because even their bakeries Mislabelled products eg. “containing potentially dangerous Allergens”… when they Don’t! π Scandal
Peaches Is Gloriously NSFW because White Couple locked up 5 adopted Black Children ‘in Barn and used as SLAVES’ π Scandal
Aline Quinonez: Donald Trump hoarding Nuclear Secrets next to the Diet Cokes at Mar-a-Lago π Offbeat
Emanuela De Paula: Florida dude’s Colon Explodes after Coughing and Sneezing at the same time in a diner… causing his Intestines to fall Out of his body π Offbeat
Jennifer Ehle: Walmart forced by Hyperinflation to replace its Price Labels with Digital Screens… but the company swears it wonβt use it for Price Gouging π Offbeat
Yvonne Strahovski fappening stylishly because Abraham Lincoln has been Beheaded by the Brutal DC HEAT π Scandal